WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In the latest rebuke to Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s tenure as Health Secretary, on Wednesday a worm who dined in the candidate's brain posted a brutal review on Yelp.
The worm's review began on a discouraging note, claiming that Kennedy's brain was "almost impossible to find." "Once I managed to get there, I couldn't believe how cramped it was," the worm continued. "I'm all for intimate dining but this place was ridiculously tiny!"
The worm also slammed the noise level in the candidate's brain, complaining, "I couldn't hear myself think with all the different voices in there."
Haha
What a pair! Laura Loomer should be carted away (for our protection) and Jeanine Pirro most likely will be exiting the door (for her own protection)!
If only that were real life.
No better place for him than 'The Dustbin of History.'
Or the Garbage Disposal of History—and no better time than right now.
He is rotund enough that a wood chipper would suit!
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In the latest rebuke to Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s tenure as Health Secretary, on Wednesday a worm who dined in the candidate's brain posted a brutal review on Yelp.
The worm's review began on a discouraging note, claiming that Kennedy's brain was "almost impossible to find." "Once I managed to get there, I couldn't believe how cramped it was," the worm continued. "I'm all for intimate dining but this place was ridiculously tiny!"
The worm also slammed the noise level in the candidate's brain, complaining, "I couldn't hear myself think with all the different voices in there."